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Adults do dumb things
June 1, 2017
The following is a list of dumb things adults do…or don’t do
Not share
Not have fun alone
Wonder about weird things
Buy books from stores when they’re free at the library
Not build snowmen
Be realistic
Stay out of the rain
Measure everything
Not count things just to find out how many
Always keep their heads above their butts
Not Make up stories
Not make up games
Stay still
Do things they don’t like even though no one is making them
Drive everywhere
Call anything they do that makes them sweat or breathe hard “exercise”
Not dance
Think pretending to be an airplane is embarrassing
Take pictures of everything
Not look at everything
Not see how long they and their friends can stay underwater
Not catch lightening bugs
(lots of nots in the adult world!)
Not jump off of tall things
Not climb fences
Not do the honk horn arm motion to trucks
Get annoyed about snow
Value neatness and tidiness
Keep quiet
Keep quiet when they want to yell really, really loudly
